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The following program contains strong
language.

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Sorry. Sure enough.

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I got a boyfriend.

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I don't boy.

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I don't live with him all day.

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He's from your dad.

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You don't look nothing like him. Do I?

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No. I don't even know what to call you.

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Hello, son.

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You're a ginger.

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What?

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You've got ginger hair.

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Gingerish, like.

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Sorry.

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What am I saying sorry for?

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You don't look nothing like me.

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My mam told me you didn't.

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Did she?

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Did she know I'm here, then?

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No.

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I am your dad, Luke.

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I never said you wasn't.

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Whenever I'm alone with you, you

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make me feel like I am.

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What time is it?

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Half five.

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Oh, what's wrong with you?

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Are you drunk?

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No.

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I'm excited.

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I got a thought looks pregnant.

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And before I do that, I want sex one
last time with a blonde.

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Oh, babe.

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This is all going today, isn't it?

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Come on, McGaskill.

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Get to it.

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Next time you shag me, I'll be a
brunette.

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Right!

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Yeah, no, it's fine, actually.

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Only by about half an hour.

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It's fine, yeah.

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Coffee, please.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, you have to get Gary to talk to
them.

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No,

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it's got to be... Me, please.

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Thank you.

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I'm not sure yet.

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A week, maybe?

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OK, great.

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Thanks, Al. Bye.

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I just wanted to apologise for the
essential plumbing work we haven't done

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the moment.

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Oh, no problem. It's got to be done.
Sugar, please.

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No, I can do my own sugar. Thank you,
Bethan. Sugar, please. Bethan.

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My receptionist tells me this is a bit
of a homecoming for you.

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Er, yeah, sort of.

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Fucking hell!

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Ha! I thought it was you, Rob Morgan!

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I'm so sorry. Mr Morgan's having his
breakfast. No, no, no, you're all right,

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but me and him go back years. Isn't that
right, Rob?

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You don't shitly remember me, do you?

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Cheesy Reese?

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Oh, Greasy Reese, some of the boys used
to call me. Or Damp Ass, remember,

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because I was always pissing myself?

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Right. Look, I can't hang around because
I got water squirting like a bastard

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cat. But, yeah, take this, and if you
fancy a few pints one night, just give

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a bell.

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Hey, how long are you in town for, bud?

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I heard you'd gone Canada, like.

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Yeah, well, I'm just visiting, you know.
Oh, the boys will be made up to see

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you. Dennis, Cluster, Leaky Bean and
that. So call me now, won't you?

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Because I know where you are.

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Mental, man.

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Mental!

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I had no idea who that was.

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Well,

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Mum, I'm going to try.

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Oh, really?

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This is at least 25 points.

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Happy birthday!

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Right. Me first.

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Me first.

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Whose birthday is it?

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I don't know.

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Well.

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Thank you, ma 'am.

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Oh. No jokes about doing time like? Aye.

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You can't afford this, ma 'am. Oh, she's
been on the street selling her body.

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Everyone asks for a refund.

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Oh, yeah.

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Do you like it?

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It's mint. Thanks, ma 'am.

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Anyone want a tea?

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Oh, yeah.

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I've got to go.

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Me and Em's ordered your Lennox T
-shirt, but it hasn't come in yet.

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picture of it, like.

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Oh, excellent.

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Oh, I like that.

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Can I go with you there?

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Send her home.

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Oh, it's not my sister, is it?

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No. She thinks you're going to get off
with her tonight.

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She's got a tricky clip out there. Oh,
my God. Have she?

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It's meant her.

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Bloody hell, what's in you?

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That. It's front door. I thought you'd
like to give it a go.

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Oh, sweet.

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I've sorted you a few lessons down, Big
Ray. Turning my boy into a thug now.

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Cheers, Sean. Nice one. Oh, pleasure,
mate.

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Shit, I'm late.

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Right, I'll see you later. Thanks for
the stuff and that. Bye -bye, my little

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boy. I love you.

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Get off your heads.

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Hey, party's starting at seven.

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OK.

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You're going down Big Ray's this
morning, are you? Yeah, I thought I'd

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hour in.

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Give me a lesson. Are you serious?

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Ma 'am, you can't box. Why not? Because
I'm a woman, is it?

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Katie Price to do it. She'd do it in a
cage.

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Jordan? No, Katie Price in year 12.

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She's really good, apparently.

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Oh, what do you think?

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Oh, what do you reckon, Ben?

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You're going to kill him.

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Whoa, Mum.

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There's a black wooden on my hot plate,
you know.

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Luke!

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All right?

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Happy birthday.

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Ah.

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Thanks. What on earth have you done to
your face?

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Dad!

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You look like a dirty clown.

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Go and wash it off.

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It's a really nice smell.

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Justin Bieber wears it.

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Really?

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Will you give me a lift to school?

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Luke's not going that way. Are you,
Luke?

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No. No.

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Right. I'll see you.

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Yeah.

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See you at the party.

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Flaunting yourself like this. You're
getting more like your grandmother every

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day. And who is this Justin boy?

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Another one on the list, no doubt.

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You're unbelievable.

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I read in Marie Claire that when you
decorate your first home, you've got to

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write nice things on the wall, and then
you get good karma.

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Karma?

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Oh, I wish we didn't have to wait till
after the wedding to move in.

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Well, I read somewhere that before you
move into your new home, you have to

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sex in all the rooms.

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Otherwise, it's bad luck.

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Better get on with it, then.

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Right. Finally got the colours that I
wanted.

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Akia?

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What on earth have you done?

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Where did this paint come from?

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Do you like your tan? Sure got it for
its cheap like.

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No, I most certainly do not like it.

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I got you these.

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Blister for the walls and cloudy dog for
the woodwork.

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Oh, no, you're all right. We'll stick
with what we got.

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Ming and Nara, it's really bland.

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Oh, it's going to be so mint living over
the soft tan.

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Because if we run out of anything like
bog roll or sausages and stuff, we can

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just nip down and take it, can't we?

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Thanks for that.

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Don't mention it, Dad.

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Maybe you can return the favour.

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What sort of favour?

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Ablutions.

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I was hoping I could pop in a bit later
for a quick swill in your shower.

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There's only so much a girl can do in a
campervan sink.

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Right.

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Now, look at my feet.

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Know where I've got them and just do
what I'm doing.

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Oh, be great. Stop it, man. You're
pulling me off.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Are you sure you want to go ahead with
it? Yeah, come on. Get on with it. Just

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show me the punching bit.

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Elbows tucked in. Be great.

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Got a visitor.

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Keep your balance.

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Stop it out.

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Elbows in.

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Keep my balance.

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And that bit out. That's it.

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Elbows in.

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Keep my balance.

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Oh, my God.

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Joe, how are you doing, mate? All right,
Sean?

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Long time.

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Hang on a minute.

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That is Joe Calzaghe. You can't just
think how you're doing, mate, to Joe

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Calzaghe. He was on strictly.

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Joe Calzaghe.

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Long -time disciple of Big Ray and
undefeated super middleweight champion

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world. Stella Morris.

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My girlfriend.

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All right?

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Yeah.

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Stella's been into box.

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What's she now?

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So, it's bump, two, three, four, turn
in, and then bump, two, three, four,

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hands. Ah, yeah, because I know what I'm
doing.

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No!

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You're talking absolute rubbish now.

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Honestly, we're performing it tonight
and you don't even know the basics.

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Oh. You two.

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He just doesn't listen, Paul.

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He makes me do it and I'm ten hours
humiliated.

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That is enough.

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If you can't play nicely, then you won't
play at all.

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It's Luke's party, remember? It's not
all about you.

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Hello. Sorry.

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I suggest you both take a breather and
start again in half an hour, OK?

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I've got to get to Meg's.

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We're moving the pie to the Legion.

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Good luck.

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I'll need it.

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Chance of a lifetime, this, Del.

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Focus. Elbows in. Elbows in.

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Watch my balance.

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And snap it through.

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Hey, Maureen.

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Ring it on.

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Oh, God.

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And time now for those birthday
requests.

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To Keris in Vargoid. The big 5 -0.

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Don't worry, says her husband, Paul.
We're all clubbing together to get you

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off. No, seriously, we are.

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And happy 25th birthday to Luke Morris
from Ponterbury.

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Oh, what?

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Can't wait to party tonight, says your
mum. Stella, Emma, Ben and all the

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family. And especially for you, here's
the firm and Star Trek in, which was

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number one, the week you were born.

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Classy.

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Great.

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Elbows in.

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Choking, choking.

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Come on, Stale! He's a pussycat!

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Oh, shut up, big man!

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Oh, my God!

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Bloody hell, Stale!

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Wait, we're done.

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We need police and an ambulance.

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It's Jo Calzaghe.

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I think she's killed him.

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Oh, my God.

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I hardly touched him.

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That was corny, that was.

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Your face.

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Sorry, babe, I couldn't resist.

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You bastard.

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Yeah, very funny.

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I know falling for you twice, babe.

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I might be tough, but I know that tough.

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Sean?

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You don't have to wait.

265
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,560
The truck will be here now.

266
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,720
You inherited something from me, then.

267
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,040
Where are you staying?

268
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,930
The Belmont.

269
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,360
Not short of a few quid, then.

270
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,520
Happy birthday, by the way.

271
00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:30,589
What? How do you know? I remember it
every year.

272
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,640
I do think about you, Luke.

273
00:15:34,641 --> 00:15:36,199
Every day.

274
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,640
Look, why are you still here?

275
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,880
In Ponte Berri, like, what do you want?

276
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,280
To get to know you, obviously.

277
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,880
I got you a card.

278
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:48,910
Can I give it to you?

279
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,030
Cheers.

280
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,820
You may as well have these too.

281
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,450
Last year's.

282
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:07,720
The year before.

283
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,780
The year before that.

284
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:20,840
I don't understand.

285
00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:27,140
This came a few days after you were
born.

286
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,320
I sent a card straight away. It came
straight back.

287
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,350
Sent one the year after, that came back
too.

288
00:16:33,801 --> 00:16:36,599
Why do you keep sending them?

289
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,650
I don't know.

290
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,670
After 20 -odd, I started to get the
message.

291
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,220
I got that letter from your brother.

292
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,890
Look, she never slagged you off or
nothing.

293
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:06,219
She said you was kids, you know, too
young for what happened, like... She

294
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,960
wasn't. Oh, but she didn't have much
choice, did she?

295
00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,900
She's a bloody hero, my mother.

296
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:27,829
Oh, make your mind up, woman. We moved
it three times already.

297
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:31,659
Yes, but shouldn't it have a table in
its own can so people don't get their

298
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,499
hands on it?

299
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,020
Mum, it's a pie.

300
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:35,480
It's meant to be eaten.

301
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,580
Not if I've got anything to do with it.

302
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,430
Try by there.

303
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,930
Go on.

304
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,460
So just the cordless for now.

305
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:48,460
And two, three, four.

306
00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:59,130
I am really, really sorry.

307
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:00,690
Babe, it's not your fault.

308
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,290
I shouldn't have wound you up.

309
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,200
Val?

310
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,380
Paula?

311
00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:14,270
It's like a monkey sex dungeon in here.

312
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:15,730
We had a bit of an accident.

313
00:18:15,731 --> 00:18:19,209
Your mum said this is where I'd find
you. I thought she was joking.

314
00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:21,849
Of course she's doing my head in. And
dies, and your dad.

315
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,239
Oh, it's not the... Pie, is there? She
gets all defensive when she makes a big

316
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,180
pie. This one's gargantuan.

317
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:30,519
It was the same with the Ruby wedding,
do you remember?

318
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,619
With a dog with a tea bowl and a stick.
I wish she wouldn't bother, to be honest

319
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,790
with you. She's stressed it everywhere
now.

320
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,540
Everything was over there.

321
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,310
All right?

322
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,460
Oh, God, Luke, see it from my side, will
you?

323
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,710
I was 17.

324
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:53,059
My parents decided there was no choice
in the matter. They didn't give me a

325
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,620
choice. Well, maybe they didn't.

326
00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:57,539
What about when you were older? Why
didn't you come back then?

327
00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:01,379
Why did you wait 25 years to come back
and see us? Because the more time went

328
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,210
by, the harder it got. I don't feel good
about it, you know.

329
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,200
What do you want me to do? Just say,
I'll go and see Stella. I'll talk to

330
00:19:08,201 --> 00:19:11,179
This is her now. You can say sorry now
if you like. Oh, don't be so stupid,

331
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,639
Hey, Stella, remember me? I'm the
bastard that abandoned you when you were

332
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,690
and pregnant.

333
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,130
All right, ma 'am?

334
00:19:17,051 --> 00:19:20,609
Heads of the Valley's van broke down.

335
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,170
Oh, my God, you all right, Pres?

336
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,780
Yeah.

337
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,970
This fella stopped to help me.

338
00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:30,609
Oh, it's all right, then.

339
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:31,870
Hey, listen, guess what?

340
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:35,969
I went to Big Ray with Sean because I
wanted to have a good boxing night and I

341
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:38,729
borrowed you new boxing gloves. Don't
worry, I haven't wrecked them or

342
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:41,470
Anyway, the thing is, Joe Calzacchi was
visiting.

343
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,030
He knows Big Ray and that.

344
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,010
Oh, did you just say Joe Calzacchi?

345
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,260
Yeah.

346
00:19:48,811 --> 00:19:51,489
Say happy birthday to my boy.

347
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,910
Luke, his name is. 25 today.

348
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:54,610
Happy birthday, Luke.

349
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:56,570
Aw. Mad, innit?

350
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,510
Anyway, I knocked him out.

351
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:04,330
Well, at least I thought I knocked him
out. You knocked out Joe Calzacchi?

352
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,750
yeah, except it was a joke. It was a
trip, like.

353
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:12,049
So, because I was annoyed with Sean, I
hit him. And then I really did knock him

354
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:13,490
out, and now he's seeing Stan.

355
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,140
all right? Cheers.

356
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:30,980
Look, I'll see you in a bit, Mom, okay?
I'd better get on, like... Okay.

357
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,080
See ya.

358
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,290
Wouldn't want to be ya.

359
00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:38,470
She sounds exactly the same.

360
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,270
This is going to blow his brains out.

361
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:16,209
He's not going to get with you, Jaz.
He's 25 months old. A lot of men like a

362
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,049
younger woman.

363
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,430
Shut up, Jaz. You're gross.

364
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:22,709
So, if we do the registry office bit on
the Friday, that means we'll be

365
00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:26,209
technically married for a whole day
before we actually get married, like.

366
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:29,790
Your brain works in mysterious ways,
don't it, Mrs Chowdhury?

367
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:31,810
Emma Chowdhury.

368
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,550
Oh, my God, that's correctly that is.

369
00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:37,030
What shall I double -barrel it?

370
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,250
Emma Chowdhury -Morris.

371
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,770
Is that Luke?

372
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,060
Emma! Oh.

373
00:21:42,061 --> 00:21:45,879
Upstairs. You'll probably have to push
me getting to this and I'll have to do

374
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,930
lying down.

375
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,490
Hiya. Hiya.

376
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:49,910
How's Sean?

377
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,350
Oh, he's OK.

378
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:56,260
Just a bruise, like... Like his ego's
come off the worst, to be honest.

379
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,840
Listen, I'm going murdered in a bit.

380
00:21:58,841 --> 00:22:00,899
You sort everything at the registry
office?

381
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,639
Yeah, all done.

382
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,100
June the 15th at midday.

383
00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,520
Aw, that's exciting.

384
00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:05,819
Yeah, I know.

385
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:08,530
Oh, Dad Rag, he's calling over with a
present for Luke.

386
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,320
Why didn't he bring it tonight?

387
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,860
I don't know. He's had it too big.

388
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,460
Oh, it's not another giant bear, is it?

389
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,480
I think Nadine's got a job, lots of
them, then.

390
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,679
All right?

391
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,440
Is he in? The birthday boy? No, he's on
his way home.

392
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,730
Van broke down.

393
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,330
I got him a present.

394
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:38,069
Yeah, listen, Boat, it's not another
bear, is it? Only the thing is, I don't

395
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:39,529
want to be rude. What do you think, eh?

396
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:42,369
It's merely for Luke, it is, but I put
you down on the insurance and all still,

397
00:22:42,370 --> 00:22:43,490
so you can drive her.

398
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:45,930
You bought him a car?

399
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:48,440
Yeah, well, he's 25 and that now, isn't
he?

400
00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:50,950
You bought him a car?

401
00:22:50,951 --> 00:22:54,749
Well, and you need one for driving Ben
and Emma and that, so it just made

402
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,649
really.

403
00:22:55,650 --> 00:23:00,230
I know she's nothing fancy, right,
but... Hey, happy birthday, mate.

404
00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:01,660
I bought you a car.

405
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:06,270
Here, yes. All right.

406
00:23:06,271 --> 00:23:09,399
You'll have to share it a bit with your
mam, like. School runs and that, you

407
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,810
know. You'll have them all after you in
that look.

408
00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,230
Very swank.

409
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,000
Why have you done this?

410
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,979
I'm not complaining or nothing, it's
just... I know, well, I was thinking

411
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:25,159
it and I was saying to Nadine, like,
you're like a son to me, really, aren't

412
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:25,979
you?

413
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,840
Aw. I've known you since you were eight.

414
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:32,679
I mean, you're not the same to me as Ben
and Emma and you never will be, but

415
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,150
I'm... All right, card us for the moment
now, innit?

416
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,550
Thanks, Carl.

417
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:42,619
It means a lot, like...

418
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:47,220
No worries, mate.

419
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,320
So, can take you for a little spin then,
a while.

420
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,900
Oh, what you've just done was really
stunning, Pratch.

421
00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,960
Almost makes me regret leaving you.

422
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,150
I thought I left you.

423
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,870
No.

424
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,140
I just leave since you did.

425
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,700
Why is she a snatch hour, though?

426
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:20,950
Is she a homeless?

427
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,700
I don't know, little lad.

428
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:26,470
But if she offers you another pasty, say
no. Or else we'll never get rid.

429
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,950
Oh, that's better.

430
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,560
I feel like I've shed half a stone in
dirt.

431
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:35,290
Now, which of you lovely boys is going
to make me a cuppa?

432
00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:37,590
whilst I sit down and do my feet.

433
00:24:37,591 --> 00:24:42,069
Well, actually, Nancy, we're going out
tonight and we've got to get ready.

434
00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:43,390
Oh, when are you in Exotic?

435
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:45,550
25th birthday party, yeah. Friend's son.

436
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:46,660
He's been in prison.

437
00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:47,890
Oh, has he now?

438
00:24:47,891 --> 00:24:52,389
Well, give me half an hour and I'll pop
back to the van and I'll see if I've got

439
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:53,440
something to wear.

440
00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:54,740
Oh, party.

441
00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:56,370
Oh, how exciting.

442
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,130
Oh,

443
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,160
don't come to the famous.

444
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,630
Well,

445
00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:24,259
I think that's disgusting.

446
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:25,310
So do I.

447
00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:27,390
Oh, shut up, the pair of you.

448
00:25:27,391 --> 00:25:28,989
Where's your sense of adventure?

449
00:25:28,990 --> 00:25:31,589
I know where you is, good girl. Hey,
Steve, you're trapping up at the night,

450
00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:32,149
isn't it?

451
00:25:32,150 --> 00:25:34,740
I'm going to get trollied, I am. Always
do on a Friday.

452
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,720
Gives Carl something to look forward to.
It's only fair.

453
00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:39,470
Are you babed with me?

454
00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:41,770
Can you pick me up at five?

455
00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:43,680
No, five o 'clock.

456
00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:45,970
When is five o 'clock?

457
00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:48,860
Love you.

458
00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,520
Did Stella tell you we won't leave the
car?

459
00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:54,290
Yes, three times.

460
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:58,959
Right, Stel, I'm going to rinse you down
now, boot, and get you trimmed.

461
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,820
Let's put you over the sink, is there?

462
00:26:34,111 --> 00:26:40,199
You want to make it all right, do you?
You want to fix it, like? What?

463
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,819
Come to the Legion tonight, then. Come
to my birthday party.

464
00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:43,870
There's the address.

465
00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:46,819
They'll all be there. My mother, my nan,
my gumper, all of them. If you're

466
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:50,039
really sorry for what you did, if you
really want to sort it out, then tell

467
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,779
them, face to face. I don't think that's
the best way to handle all this, do

468
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,739
you?

469
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,120
You're still a coward, then.

470
00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:56,590
Fine.

471
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,860
I just think it's a stupid idea.

472
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,940
So fuck off back to Canada, then, Rob.

473
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,430
You ready then, kid?

474
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,210
Is it awful?

475
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:15,680
Well... Oh, my God!

476
00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:18,830
Can't get out still.

477
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,810
Yeah.

478
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,090
Nice.

479
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,340
It'll show the grey more, mind.

480
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,400
You know what I think?

481
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,940
I think you look like the Dean again.

482
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,940
Give or take a few crows feet.

483
00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:33,430
Hi, babe.

484
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,290
Hi.

485
00:27:42,831 --> 00:27:44,799
All right?

486
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,850
What do you think?

487
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:48,870
Dead mental, innit?

488
00:27:48,871 --> 00:27:52,459
Yeah, well, I like to break the rules,
Luke. Know what I'm saying?

489
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:55,120
Uh, not exactly, no.

490
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,610
Soon a bit.

491
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,540
Do you want to dance like us?

492
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:02,510
Oh,

493
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:04,670
darling, see me.

494
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,810
Darling, see me.

495
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,260
Oh, my God, I just want to die.

496
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,330
Look at everyone.

497
00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:14,820
Am I boy?

498
00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:18,550
So bloody happy.

499
00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:19,980
Me too.

500
00:28:24,230 --> 00:28:26,070
And you are lovely, you are.

501
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:28,269
Why do you always say that? Because you
are.

502
00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:31,830
Lovely you are. You say it all the time.
No, I shouldn't I?

503
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:36,770
We've never actually said, I love you.

504
00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:38,630
Oh, God.

505
00:28:38,631 --> 00:28:41,039
We reached that really embarrassing
moment when two people are going out

506
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,899
together and one of them has to dive in
first with the I love you, but they're

507
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,100
both too scared to say it.

508
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,410
I'm not scared.

509
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,370
I love you.

510
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,030
Are you going to say it back without me
misery?

511
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,280
Yeah. Go on, then.

512
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:57,950
OK.

513
00:28:57,951 --> 00:28:59,039
Me too.

514
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,090
No, that's cheating.

515
00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:03,240
Sean, I love you to bits. You know I do.

516
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:04,980
Well, keep that to bits, then.

517
00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:06,760
Three words.

518
00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:09,160
Okay.

519
00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:14,850
They love you.

520
00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:17,850
I don't believe it.

521
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,070
Fuck it up.

522
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:26,050
Ty. What?

523
00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:32,410
I... I said I love you! Hello, Stella.

524
00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:56,350
You know who it is? Sorry, hi, Tom.

525
00:29:56,351 --> 00:29:57,609
Who is it?

526
00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:58,609
Luke's father.

527
00:29:58,610 --> 00:29:59,850
Oh, my God, Luke's dad.

528
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:03,830
We've already met.

529
00:30:04,290 --> 00:30:07,330
And we talked this afternoon, like, and
last week.

530
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,550
I got a letter.

531
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,630
You wrote to him?

532
00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:51,420
No. Who did then?

533
00:30:51,991 --> 00:30:54,019
I did.

534
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,080
What? I tried telling him.

535
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,350
I knew Gumper.

536
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,380
But no one would listen.

537
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,500
But why did you write to him?

538
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,090
Because I wanted to fill in the family
tree.

539
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,100
How did you even know where he lived?

540
00:31:06,101 --> 00:31:09,439
Gumper told me. What, you tell him where
he lived for?

541
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,839
I did and I told him the company name.
Where did he get the address? I thought

542
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,819
it was just for school.

543
00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:16,329
The only person who listened to me was
little Alan.

544
00:31:16,330 --> 00:31:17,890
You knew about this, little Al?

545
00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:19,120
A little bit.

546
00:31:19,121 --> 00:31:22,849
Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you
tell me he sent me a birthday card every

547
00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:24,290
bloody year since I was born?

548
00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:27,009
Because he didn't. Yes, he did. You sent
them back.

549
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:27,929
No, I didn't.

550
00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:28,980
Someone did.

551
00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:30,180
I did.

552
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:34,269
Don't look at me like that, like I'd
done something wrong.

553
00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:35,810
It wasn't exactly right, love.

554
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,169
I suppose it was right what he did, was
it?

555
00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:42,149
Walking out on our daughter like that.
You must have had to pay excess postage,

556
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,049
did you?

557
00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:44,100
I did that once.

558
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:47,060
Sent something back to my sister's
friend in Batalba.

559
00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:48,930
It was this silk scarf, it was.

560
00:31:48,931 --> 00:31:52,629
She had to pay for the postage and a bit
extra on the top. Can we just stop

561
00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:56,049
talking about bloody stamps for a
minute? I'm trying to get my head round

562
00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:58,340
Yes, we want some answers, good boy.
Thank you.

563
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:02,209
Like, what gives you the right to waltz
back in here... ...after all these

564
00:32:02,210 --> 00:32:05,949
years... Ma 'am. ...tonight of all
nights... Ma 'am, will you stop asking

565
00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:08,300
questions that I'm supposed to be asking
him?

566
00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,260
Oh, God, I need a fag.

567
00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:32,849
It's all kicking off in there, isn't it,
Stella?

568
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:33,900
You all right, kid?

569
00:32:34,390 --> 00:32:35,440
Sorry.

570
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:36,680
Emergency.

571
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:41,050
No, I shouldn't laugh.

572
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,840
Aged well, mind, haven't he?

573
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,520
You're not helping, Paula.

574
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,170
No, sorry.

575
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,839
Do you want me to get him to leave?

576
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,640
Yes. No, I don't know.

577
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:58,179
Are you all right, Prue? Yeah, I'm fine.

578
00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:01,010
Why does everybody keep asking me if I'm
all right? Easy.

579
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,230
Sorry.

580
00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:04,500
It's just... Oh,

581
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:07,330
I don't know. I think I'm going to be
sick.

582
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,680
What's he come back for now, Paul?

583
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,060
It's like seeing a dead person.

584
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:13,470
Right.

585
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,570
Not up in this.

586
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,080
It's not going very well, is it?

587
00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:36,420
I know you won't believe this, but I'm
glad you came.

588
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,600
Really? Yeah.

589
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:41,720
It's made a big difference, right?

590
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,300
I didn't think it would.

591
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,750
Go on, hit him, Ken.

592
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:51,200
What? Your head of the household.

593
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:52,870
Hit him?

594
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,880
You sent him that photo.

595
00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,420
And you gave Bernie the dress.

596
00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,250
It's all down to you, really.

597
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,150
Nice looking, isn't he?

598
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:03,140
Sort of solid.

599
00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:07,900
And a bit like he wouldn't stand for no
nonsense in the bedroom.

600
00:34:08,909 --> 00:34:11,259
Can't quite see what he saw in Stella,
mind you.

601
00:34:11,810 --> 00:34:13,310
Go on, Nadine. You were drunk.

602
00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:16,559
Oh, look, someone's got him before you
now.

603
00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:19,959
Hi, mate.

604
00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:21,770
I'm Sean, Stella's boyfriend.

605
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:25,829
You probably know who I am. Yeah, I do.
I know you're here for Luke, but...

606
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,190
Yeah, I invited him.

607
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:28,470
Is that a good idea?

608
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:29,630
Really?

609
00:34:29,631 --> 00:34:32,459
It's not any of your business, Sean.
It's between me and my mother, this, and

610
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:36,959
father. I'm sorry, but your timing's a
bit shit. Hang on. It was my decision to

611
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,559
come here. I don't really care about
that.

612
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,760
I only care about Stella.

613
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,090
And she's really upset, so I think it'd
be better if you went.

614
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,880
Look, Sean, it... He's right, Luke.

615
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,920
Where is she? I just want to see her,
and then I'll go.

616
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:54,249
She's outside.

617
00:34:59,950 --> 00:35:01,940
But if you hurt her, I will kill you,
OK?

618
00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,350
A bit over the top of listening, Rob.

619
00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:14,930
The situation's not ideal now.

620
00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:18,489
Then again, you always did love a drama.

621
00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:19,540
Did I?

622
00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:24,120
So now that you've wrecked the whole
evening, what do you actually want?

623
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,790
Just to say sorry, really.

624
00:35:28,150 --> 00:35:29,790
Mam, he's trying, all right?

625
00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:31,460
Give him a break.

626
00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:37,100
Do you know, for years I used to
fantasise about him coming back.

627
00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:41,369
I used to think we'd run into each
other's arms and he'd cry and say how

628
00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:44,469
he was and then we'd start all over
again and live happily ever after. But

629
00:35:44,470 --> 00:35:48,080
you know what? You're standing there now
and you... What are you, 44, is it?

630
00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:52,370
But I've got absolutely no feelings for
you whatsoever.

631
00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:56,100
Probably because I wasted them all on
you 25 years ago.

632
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,769
Anyway, I'm sorry.

633
00:35:58,770 --> 00:35:59,820
Yes, like you said.

634
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,860
You want to get to know your son, do
you?

635
00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:05,180
OK.

636
00:36:05,550 --> 00:36:06,810
Look, this is your dad.

637
00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:08,950
Rob, this is your son.

638
00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:15,050
Then you know that, don't you?

639
00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:18,640
Because you've been having secret little
meetings behind my back.

640
00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:22,310
Right, I'm not being funny.

641
00:36:22,311 --> 00:36:25,539
I know there's a family crisis going on
and you're having to confront the

642
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:28,619
wreckage of your past and all that
stuff. But the fact is, me and Daddy

643
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:32,059
been rehearsing our duet for weeks for
this party. And crisis or no crisis,

644
00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:35,130
we want to know is, are we going to sing
it or are we bloody not?

645
00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:40,420
You are going to bloody sing it.

646
00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:50,540
Welcome home.

647
00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:54,550
I deserve it all, so... No, you don't.
She's just pissed.

648
00:36:54,850 --> 00:36:57,560
Hey, don't talk about your mother like
that, good boy.

649
00:36:58,010 --> 00:36:59,060
Sorry.

650
00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,740
I used to think about you coming home
and all, Rob.

651
00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:04,520
And what I'd do to you for hurting my
little sister.

652
00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,100
Yeah, I bet you did.

653
00:37:06,430 --> 00:37:08,600
But we're middle -aged men now, aren't
we?

654
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,320
I don't know why.

655
00:37:11,390 --> 00:37:13,010
But it's actually good to see you.

656
00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:15,460
Cheers, guy.

657
00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:16,820
I appreciate it.

658
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,500
No, not really, are you, babe?

659
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,090
Having a good time?

660
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,690
Do you know what?

661
00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:44,450
If I didn't have you right now, I'd be
an absolute mess.

662
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,470
But you have got me.

663
00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,890
You stag do that you will never forget.

664
00:38:44,070 --> 00:38:47,680
I'll take you places that'll make your
grandchildren's hair turn grey.

665
00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:50,520
It's a stunning place we're going, Em.
Stunning.

666
00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:54,130
Four stars a day, what a fight. When
they turfed over the helipad.

667
00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:59,369
Hiya. What's he doing here? Can you
believe Rob had gone on a stag? Where's

668
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:00,470
dad? Hello!

669
00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:01,980
Hello!

670
00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:05,870
Back -dabbing glory boy bastard!

671
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,660
Oh, bloody hell, Sonny, my mum's going
mental.

672
00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:10,170
Will you come and get me?

673
00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:14,770
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